AREA 51
for PS2/Xbox/PC, published by Midway, RRP £39.99

Seriously, what did gamers do to you to make you hate them so much, you cunts? There can't be any other explanation for why, after spending two or three YEARS making a game that PRESUMABLY you want people to play, you can't bother your useless fucking arses to spend ten minutes making the controls configurable so that people other than cack-handed fucking PC nerds like you can play it. You all deserve the failure and unemployment that's surely coming your way. Tossers.

You stinking, flea-infested, disease-ridden sacks of fucking shit.
 

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